Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Fence Test



Photo Via:  ePlaya

I received this test from my friend, Carl.  Sounds about right.  If you don't like the Republican/Democrat labels, just use Conservative/Liberal instead.

THE FENCE TEST, THINK ABOUT THIS, IT IS TRUE.
You can't get any more accurate than this!

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this
is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.


If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.


If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.


If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican reads this, they'll forward it so their friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


23 comments:

  1. Conservative / Liberal is better than Republican / Democrat ... But Classically Liberal / Progressive is more to the point. Those damned Progressives keep tirelessly working at changing the language on us ...

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    1. Progressive...Commie...they're all the same.

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  2. That's about the size of it IF you use conservative/liberal. Republican/Democrat doesn't mean squat anymore, at least on the Republican side. I was a fifth generation Republican who left the party when I couldn't see any difference between them at the national level.

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  3. We have the same problem in the UK except that, under your definition, our Conservative, Liberal and Labour parties are all Democrats.

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    1. Hi banned. Good to hear from you. Hope all is well. I still can't figure out what you guys are over there. Who are the "good guys"?

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  4. No doubt which side of the fence I'm on! ;)

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    1. You and me, both...and probably everyone else who reads this blog.

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  5. Lady, what are you thinking? You need to be silenced.

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    1. Listening to Glenn Beck this morning and hearing what the Feds did to former NSA agents who spoke the truth, I fear we all need to be afraid that they will come and silence all of us.

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  6. The only thing that scares me are the ones that think they can straddle the fence... Being male, I know first hand how painful that can be... You are either a maker or a taker, their is no middle ground...

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  7. Hey Mr. Gutsy! STOP using our troops for your photo OPS, and STOP pronouncing Paaaakistan and Talllllybomb like a Muslim.. Oh I forgot you are a Muslim.

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    1. It is funny how Obama's speech changes when pronouncing foreign words. Whether he's pronouncing the words from the Middle East (Tallyban, Paaakistan) he has a middle eastern accent. When he's pronouncing words from South America (e.g., Cartegna) he's got a Spanish accent. And when he's in the middle of Harlem, all of a sudden he's speaking ebonics. He can morph into any situation.

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  8. I'm really sick and tired of the lame excuses that these Libs come up with about why we must vote for Obama and about how bad Mitt Romney is.
    There people are either deaf or blind or both. How can anyone believe that Obama would not disappoint us after the poor job and all the failed policies that he has had in the past 3 and a half years!
    Obama continues to say what progressives want to hear and then blames Bush's policies over and over again.. He's 2 faced plain and simple and the country is no better off than it was before he took office, in fact maybe worse!!
    The liberals won't admit it but they got suckered in by Obama. I think the country is worse off now than ever before in our history.

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    1. Some people will never believe or face the reality that Obama is destroying America. They agree with his warped agenda.
      Thanks for stopping by and for the follow. Good luck with your blog.

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  9. That hit the nail on the head, TCL. Liberals are all about having power and control over everyone's lives. Conservatives just want to be left alone in peace to carry out our lives while the government gets the heck out of our business.

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  10. Good one,will surely be posting this all over the place. Thanks for sharing

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    1. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment. Hope you come back soon.

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